Tuesday, March 3, 2009

And the sordid saga continues..

Ah hello hello Im still alive.. Err and still sufferring from writer's cramp. So in the meantime, please to have

Bengaluru Blahnteru - Part Sthree:

Over by two coffee at the Byadara Bomma Instt of Technology canteen:
video
Recorded for posterity at 42/C, 20th Cross, 15th Main, Malleswaram

video

87 comments:

curdriceaurora said...

Living with a Bengalooru guy for the past few months involved listen to exactly this only. Kiraak only you are.

chokkathangam said...

after watching ur second clip, i'm just wondering how many call centre fellows' minds you could have fucked up.. quite scary..

but no matter what, those mallu nurse kutties simbly rock!

(and will someone shed light on who the 1st clip in this post was targeting?)

maxdavinci said...

maamsu, watay ladeej voicesu u have maamsu!

the 2nd vid had a mix of tam n kannada, is that a dialect?

Gradwolf said...

ROFL @ the first one. Very awesomely done....Btw, you know what? The voice and accent, at first, sounded a lot like the guy who calls himself maxdavinci.

Oops, he is just up there^!

kirthi said...

amazing. Simply amazing :)

buddy said...

Brilliant!
the second one is the dialect u keep referring to in your blog?
sounds exotic!

s said...

Perfect dialect on the second clip :D
(Voice and accent amazing as always.)

mem said...

raja da ni, chellon da ni, whatay brilliantness...like mandya maami too much

Surdeep said...

Dude,

You raise the bar each time \mm/, loved the mandyam paati accent, too muckin fuch!!!!

Cheers,

Jai Iyer said...

Dei,

PoDa phunny !

As Mr.Rangachar (B.A,B.T) would have said in the Deccnerald letters column, " Kudos to Mr.Bikerdude for his excellent performance."

Kindly administer one pat on back for the lovely work in the second video.

Late-a vandaaLum, latest-a vandkonDirkrna.

narendra shenoy said...

This was TOOO much! Brilliant! You suffering from writer's cramp is like Bipasha Basu running out of new dance wriggles.
Interestingly, my mom does something similar to call center callers. She speaks to them in Konkani. Once I heard her tell one a complete recipe for Mangalore fish curry!

RustyNeurons said...

BD - you are a brilliant dude i say..
Please to be making more talkies like this - forget the block, this is more fun!!!
Loouvely voice btw....
Ahh, too much praise for today.

sanjana said...

Biker sir, you outdo yourself everytime i say! too good pa! too good.. :)
p:s where u keep disappearing ??!!

Cheers
Sanjana

aditi said...

superb aa panikre pa nee...

i am a hebbie myself and i gen dotn speak this dialect coz people make fun of it...

i am so happy u posted it out...

and nee konchu mimickri try pann pa..seriya ikra nee athuku...

WannabeWriter said...

You are really amazing! :D Been listening to this and the last post again and again and laughing! I have heard that female voice impersonation is very difficult for a guy! You are cool!

So you have dimples ah??? ;)

WannabeWriter said...

And..do post more often!

The Fashion Retard Manual said...

Haha... you are simply brilliant!


PS: Yeah, do post more often!

The Muser said...

biker dude saar!! super aa ikkarna post! :D

Smi said...

ayyo ayyo ..thats my name Smitha ...and took me to my Micro processor lab way back...nothing beats your creativity annnoooo!

longblackveil said...

Aiyyo. WannabeWriter is openly flirting-geeting with you, Biker saar
Very well done, as usual. Much enjoyed.

Curry Pan said...

lol!! guess who graduated from the vetti vengayam institute of technology ;) now we know what you did at college anna! gotchu!

Curry Pan said...

hey you changed the lounge la de dah! it's different! why why why? :P

kowthas said...

rofl, dude, you so rock! ..and gradwolf is so right! You did sound like Max boy! :D

am listening as I type this, and can't stop laughing.. so this is how you talk eh? :D

rads

Anonymous said...

Nice ones aa.
I agree with Smi, took me back to MP Lab.
Also in VSDC few of the lecturers speak like this only
Okay aa
Bye aa
:)
Commanu darling :) Now u keep posting okay aa

Pettai Maami said...

hahaha...that malleswaram paati was supercool...the voice sounded a tad bit like mine.. anyways..but the call center guys voice was so mallu... :) ..lovings lovings....

Vaidy said...

Dude, super!
The Iyengar mami dialogue was fantastic.. reminded me of one of my Bengalooru friend's mom (who is no more, alas!)

Also, one of my Bombay friends living in Miami tells me that when he is mistaken to be a Hispanic and someone starts to talk to him in Spanish, he promptly replies in Tamil! LOL

Bikerdude said...

curdriceaurora: Bwahaha full rocking it is no?

chokkathangam: PS I love your id. What a :) First clip is random Bangalore urban accent. Not targetting fargetting anyone what I say chokkathangam. Ok chokkathankgam? ok chokathangam. Bye chokkathangam. Oh and Thanks chokkathangam :)

maxdavinci: So I hear vee have similar vaaices. Vat do you say to tat I say? :) Brrrrethereyy!!!! Commaan i say.
Yep second vid is the mysore/mandya iyengar accent.


gradwolf : Bwhaha esses we or brethers. ANy koschens? :)

kirthi, s,surdeep the fashion retard manual : thanks thanks muchly :) :)

buddy: thanks yes it is. Exotic aa? Heh heh sounds more like machine gun fire actually (when its acvtually spoken by a native speaker)

mem: Thanks I say :)

jai Iyer: haha vapa va, kaafi utkoriya? :)

narendrashenoy: Oh that was me. Everyone asks me where I got my awesome fish curry recipe from, now I know. Please thank her from me I say :) Also pls send gassi, ambat and phodyo recipes pls. My mother wanted. Ok and also pls tell Gayathri aunty to water the kothmir plants, or else no chutney with the dhokla. ok? yeah.

rustryammawre: Oh bandra banni banni :) Esses super fun this is being no?

sanjana: Jest i a taking extended lunch breaks i say :) must kick the habit :P

aditi, the muser: Shene Thankse :)Heh um, ande haathle aarkon ande actual accent yenna ant theriville ma (noone at home knows what my actual accent is), and yes mimicry - aha what a proffession no? My son the mimicry ortisht :)

wannabewriter: Blush blush thanks I say :) Dimples aa? I wish! Now you know where the horrtfelt dialaag came from eh? :P

smi: Bwahaha yeggzelent! Thanks :)

longblackveil: Aye what I say? You flirt ma/(err pa?) wannabewriter, dont worry ok? ok. And thanks lbv :)

Curry Pan: You mean the Bitti Badnekai (same to same with different veztabull) college aa? Yes no prizes for guessing no? :P Lounge thing I didnt change I say - everyone complained the vol was very low so increased. Thappa?? Huh? Huh? Aaaaaaan.

kowthas: Aye how all you fellows know each other I say? Commaan friends tell all. And thanks :)

anon: oh you likedaa? enjoyedaa? ok ma I will post ok na? ok. Bye :P

Pettai Maami: Your tamil is solpa mallu side mix no? And um actually call centre fellows accent was supposed to be random madhya pradesh underlay but heavily neutralized by months of call centre training. I have failed! Boo hoo :) hehe thanks ma :)

Vaidy: Gaaahaha I do that too. Unfortunately Indian languages dont turn people on like Spanish or Italian do I say. Which, um, is a good thing on occasion i suppose.

Anonymous said...

Not being in or around Malleswaram, we (as in our litil family of me and two kids) could most appreciate the canteen talk.

The full duet (over slurps of by-2 coffee) was too good only

karatalaamalaka said...

Toooo good! Simply brilliant. Malleswaram's own one man Monty Python. ^Bowing in reverence^

kirthi said...

lol :) yes!! Malleswaram's own one man Monty Python. I second that :) you are brilliant, dude!!

i miss bangalore a lot :(

Lak said...

ROTFL..........
You are one heck of a talent Ma... You should start doing this for a living. Or, did you already?

Ramkumar said...

Wow !!! Too good !! Especially the Malleswaram Maami !! Ha ha ha ha ha.... Was giggling away in office and all my colleagues were staring !! Had a hard time explaining !!!
I was referred here by Aarabi ( currypan ) and now I am a FAN !!

Awesome dude... Keep it up !! :D

themartianscientist said...

Falling at feet i say! What ya louuly ma you are...please keep walking around and over hearing conversations:)

Hariharan said...

Yappa! Shappa! you are romba sakkath, it seems. Actually guess that ees true.

Next kamal pilum you only doing dubbing for his roles, what say?

WannabeWriter said...
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WannabeWriter said...

huh? flirting? me??? when I make fun people think I flirt....no wonder the people I flirt with think I am making fun! hee hee... But I totally empathise about the dimples...BD...I am born under the sunsign which is supposed to ensure dimples and I have to be one of the exceptions! sigh!

Waiting for the next post..btw...

Anita said...

AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!

sthitapragnya said...

Saar! Neevu teach maadtidra? I will fly from Amrika to be your sishya!! Aaahahaha!! Wattay talent!
PS: Excuse my Kannada. Me is a Hyderabadi Gult!!

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Sumi said...

Good one dude! You keep doing this mimicry stuff, you are gonna forget your own self and start talking in different accents to people! Beware buddy. Anyways, had a hearty laugh as always.

Carpe Diem said...

Ok. Dude. What on earth is the matter with u!!!:D like this line from Sabash Meena 'nalla paiyyan thaan...konjum kiriku'. That's what u r. Is too funny I say!

Sharada said...

whoa...that was hilarioussssssssss

Ranjini said...

i don't know what on earth possessed me, but i was singing 'comanu daarling' song the whole day yesterday and i think my husband was having homicidal thoughts, but definitely you sing it better :)

philramble said...

Hehehee... hilarious. Camaanu Daarling was a brilliant addition. Maami's accent was agmark 100% phull authentic.

Tanmaya said...

The call center/ wannabe mother-daughter duo is awesome! U might have writer's cramp (as u put it) but u don't seem to be have any trouble capturing these vocal imitations!

I really had some good laughs. I even linked to your posts from my blog. http://tanmayaa.blogspot.com/2009/02/banglur-talkies.html

Cheers! Or as we Kannada people say Cheersuu!

sthitapragnya said...

I forgot off to mention yaa, previously. Now only I noticed and I'm writing off. 'later gator!' aa? aiyo..Heege maatadtidra nimma bengloor hudugigalella? What only pa! :P :D
PS: Pliss to escoos off my Kannada again saar! :D

BG said...

ROFL

superb....keep them coming

Sanju said...

Simply superb. Do you do Hebbar iyengar Tamil accent too.... [:P]

AzUReLy *-*MySticoe said...

Ohhh my god!! This is just too cool!! Really nice creative work! And oh complete Bangaloreness in it! I am glad i went thru your blog! Good work and great going! :)

teknicsand said...

I just happened to come across your blog. Have to say..simple awesome!!!!

lav said...

Vow..I dint know Bangalore had so many tamil accents. Keep the good work going. Total time-pass, your blog.
I have visited Bangalore few times...mostly Commercial street and Brigade road. Your blog makes me feel like I am getting to know the city and people, from afar.
BTW evlo naal man wait panradhu next blogku?

Anonymous said...

i live in malleswaram.. and this aunty once said to me yesterday ...

"yen pa .. hing london hengyen irukirdaa... yenku sheegru povnum... "

i said "restroom anga leftla irukkudu aunty..."

"naan ramu kitte shollirde.. appa car vangittu sheegru polantu... avo than haiyyo vendamma neenu walk le po ntu.. "

a pathetic grin followed from my side... u have captured the amndyam mami accent well...

Basavanagudi Maami said...

Bhesh Bhesh Bikerchild! Romba ve nanna innthe! Ippdiye blog postge pottale, yaaranu vandi jataku vankyand poora. Ayyo paavu appru neen. Yanyway yenak ponn ille. So nee nanna valge nanna bloge yellad :-)

Anonymous said...

all these people that say we like this all new benglur talkies are only lying.

Note: not tht i dnt like these talkies, they are nice only but
please do write.

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SJ said...

Hahahahahahha hey you are awesome!!!! Youw on't believe my sister speaks just like this!!!! hahahahah..

Sunayana said...

'appappo Phone pannkondiru'!!
Hilarious!
I just got back home (In Malleswaram) today from Pune and am feeling awesomer after checking this Post!

nariya nanna aLdikke pa :)

vidhilikitha said...

Hi bikerdude Can u modify this and make a vid?

http://vidhilikitha.blogspot.com/2009/03/burude-bhavishya-part-1.html

http://vidhilikitha.blogspot.com/2009/04/burude-bhavishya-part-2.html

usha said...

:)))
i've been replaying them and laughing away like crazy..

what ya, daily dingu dongu dingu n all.. too smart you think of yourself, aa?

:D
super hilarious it was..

and the second one reminds me of my conversations in malayalam with the gult maami next door, who's always keen to talk to us in telugu.

been a while since I stopped by here, and boy, I'm really glad I did!

btw, I've linked one of your malleswaram posts on my blog. hope you're fine with it?

Illkilya said...

Hilarious!Bengaluru Blahnteru - Part Sthree. Enjoyed reading Peer Sahib!

Harish Ramaswamy said...

Haha! You rock, dude!
Harishs are too awesome everywhere!

cain l337pwn3r said...

KICK -ass!!!....oh hi im rohit btw...huge fan of your blog...

perspective said...

You are truly brilliant!
The more I listen to the second recording the more I admire your talents.... this one is brilliant...
I have it by heart now.... :)

cyber said...

hahahahahhaa.. the second video is awesome ..
ba baa black sheep.. lol..

Anonymous said...

This is a thambi accent not Kannada.

Indu Nambiar,

Kannada fan

Anonymous said...

Engde Hebbar Tamilu konch-konchu ippdiye ikkarna ... romba santoshu achi ithye ketuttu.

kusublakki said...

Sakathaagide :)

Absolutely hillarious! I totally love the first conversation. The stress on the letters, the accent,everything. Clap clap clap :)

Balu said...

amazing blog.. the very concept of eavesdropping and then replicating the daily chores that we see.. wonderful pal.... Keep'em coming !

Mario said...

shyappa!!!! tale ketti blast aagodhe!!!! (My head malfunctioned n i exploded :P) Too much concept \m/

SpankMac said...

Boss, kai mugitaidini tamge. Devru.

Thanks for the laughs.

Please make some more audio posts! They are jushtu yextRREEMEly good.

Anonymous said...

awesome!! :D

لالے کی جان said...

You raise the bar each time \mm/, loved the mandyam paati accent, too muckin fuch!!!!

Surkhi said...

This is brilliant!!!!!! Blooooddddyyyy brilliant!

mathew said...

excellent

angad said...

awesome piece!

Ashwadhy said...

oops.... Superb! Accidently stumbled by and am totally liking it. Waiting to read more

Sindhu said...

Aaaaaahhhh.. I am new to Blore and I finally found the right way to learn Kannada :P

And happened to learn a song too .. Dingu dongu dingu daily singu sangu singu :) :)

Kalakkal boss!! Please keep em coming !!!!!!

dolly said...

tht was BRILLIANT :) thanks much!

pc said...

Wow!!! The second one was superb! Voices were too good, just natural. Looking forward to more such. :)

(Thanks to SPS aka. Vajrabhrt for the link to this blog.)

kalyani said...

oh ! that was just tooooooo hilarious ! Mandyam zindabad :D ....congrats and keep it going... all of us at home had one hearty laugh at the call centre stuff !!
too good buddy :)

non mandyam kannadiga said...

super bike dude,

maama ku burma le tengaayi parke vonmo!!.. parcel pannudu..

Anonymous said...

AMAZING WORK!! mandya maami was my favourite. My entire family speaks that tamil but I don't get it. I enjoyed the kannada parts a lot! :) Sakathagide! Keep them coming :)

deeps said...

OMG...chanced upon this blog from krishashok....
i salute ur brilliance....
my fav was the mandyam paati.....
heard it in my office and showed it to my family too...all of us enjoyed it...keep it coming!!

Kelly said...

Sweet cartoons! I like them a lot. They remind me lot of my childhood.

Anonymous said...

First time internet le mandyam tamil ketkindikkarda!!! very similar to the hebbar dialect!! my entire family is still ROFLing their AO!!! Kudos to you sir!!! sheene nanna pannikra!!

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