Bangalore Winter Cameos

After due diligence and deliberation, I have decided that Bangalore in the winter is what reminds me the most of Bangalore.
And therefore I present below, 15 things not to miss in a Bangalore winter:

1. The ethereal morning mist on the Sankey Tank.
2. My naturally botoxed face after a freezing bike ride.
3. The blue, dew-covered lawns at Cubbon Park.
4. The insanely pink Tabebuias in full bloom all over town.
5. Street dogs curled up in little bundles inside dustbins.
6. The Bangalore Boom inducers - avarekai.
7. My great-aunt's lovely Christmas pudding.
8. Hot hot rava rava idli at Adigas.
9. Missy M in her red sweater.
10. The artists' walkway at Bengalooru Habba.
11. Christmas lights on Brigade Road.
12. Open air concerts at the Palace.
13. My mother serving bisibele bath and bonda to delighted carollers at 10 in the night.
14. My numb fingers on the guitar accompanying well fed carollers at 1 in the morning.
15. And my birthday. Cash, cheques, facelift coupons and trips to exotic destinations accepted, thank you.