Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Benglur Talkies Part Thoo.

Ah yayes, by popular demand,

Bengaluru Blanhteru Part Bleuh

Heard at CTR, Malleswaram.

Heard at a leading Koramangala hospital...

93 comments:

  1. Been reading your blog for a while..but the last two posts just blew me way...way too good! I am going to torment my mallu wife with the nurse video...rubber plantation anthe...Nice work!

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  2. Brilliant post and an awesome series you have in Talkies. Just loved the 'Mohammedan named Allhuddin and his magic carpet'. As a Jayanagar II Block resident which is not very different from Malleshwaram, totally empathize.

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  3. CTR, malleswaram was true class. awesome!

    the second one went above my head as kannada gothilla....

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  4. "swap girlfriends"? I wish I was born in the golden days of the old!

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  5. Hello,

    I have been reading your blog from the last couple of months and have loved your sense of humor and way you capture the little nuances that make Bangalore namma Bengalooru. Feel very nostalgic reading about Malleswaram. You are very talented, have you considered getting into the comedy business? - we kannadigas are tired of the likes of Jaggesh, et al

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  6. u are insanely talented man! awesome post as usual..sister jaaly to sister saary!!! LMAO.. n ya Happy Shankranthi i say! :)

    Cheers
    Sanjana

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  7. thank you for sankranthi treat saar. i might have actually heard the part about how it used to 'snow' in malleswaram. great one!

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  8. guru!! great work i say...laang time since i am going to ctru becaas i m chamrajpete fella...but i have heard these accounts yavriwhere around malleshwaram...sooper post!!! ZIZDER jaaly was aalso ulti :D

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  9. I loved sister Jolee!

    Brilliantappa...

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  10. beauty i say! my sister is a sister and my brether is a brether it seems!

    boss this mundaraju's loffter is perfect like kannada phillum villain i say. wattay sakkath.

    now please to do macchan boy fastly. also chalukya/airlines waiter. please boss please.

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  11. ROFL@gone case wonly and ponnu doctoru. Awesome awesome wonly.

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  12. ende bhagawaney, watay post ya this is.

    soaper wonly u did yaal da voices ma.

    nice wonly talend yuvar havin....

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  13. Gee man, you are on your way!
    Keep it up!

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  14. Clap, Clap, clap!
    You are bleddy talented only man!

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  15. LOL! I had a tough time controlling my giggles as I am at work still.
    You are extremely talented and have a very good perception in life to find such levity in everyday life. I wish that you'll find a professional platform soon and will be able to preform for a bigger audience.
    Never loose your peception!
    Your snippets make me nostalgic of Bengalooru, but I enjoy them very much.
    Keep it going!

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  16. *thunderous applause*
    mwah mwah! delicious work!
    love the bagavathar!!

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  17. Hysterical!!! I split my sides!!! Shoveling snow to get to the Krishna temple... gambling, swapping gf... good ol' zimple days i say! Awesome awesome... Do treat us to some more...

    2nd part - the nurse - need to learn the language ;)... but u toally got the way Mallu's accentuate their "o"s... Joooolly gud!

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  18. Such madness! Such brilliance!
    This 'psch yoo seeee' phrase is soooooooooooo bloody common and hearing u do it was so hilarious!

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  19. Btw, what azhittham in the singing, all Semmangudi style I say. Wassat? Kamboji or Shankarabharanam in the beginning and end?

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  20. banter daare...
    says video not available..
    entraa ithi??

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  21. Sakkath hot magaa... amazing!! Esp Sr Jalleee... !

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  22. loved hearing of the antecedants of sister jaw lee...brother in seminary, sister is sister in nunnery...wah wah....

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  23. Bryan: heh heh happy taunting :)

    bhatnaturally: what an ondraful name you have i say :) yes yes jngr and mlswrm old peeples same to same. except they don't see eye to eye on dosa quality :)

    current: aiyo translations are inbuilt ma, so you didnt miss anything :)

    thatanos: yes yes the days of old and nights were bold and digital signal processing was just invented :P

    anon: haan bande bande, solpa side bidi :)

    sanjana: aiyo thyanks i say and same to you :)

    playbyrules: hee hee yes. "aaaagin kaaladhalli...." etc

    soda: You are missing out I say. Bega banni, khali aagbiduthe (dosa i mean). And thyaangs ketto :)

    rustyammow: oho innu badukideerenri? what a pleasant surprise I say!

    pri: ella thamma aashirwada bidi. yes daa, i tried but couldnt manage without swear words so I cancelled off as my baby cousin and all reads the blaagu and it wouldn't exactly be wholesome entertainment no? :)

    kavitha: thyankseh? jeste. :)

    maxdavinci: Yes yes all voices are available in head and will manifest themselves as personalities every four hours or so :P

    Balaji Kartha : Thanks :) :)

    Karthik Sivaramakrishnan: Err thanks - it is smiley with facial tick aa?

    sloganmurugan, kirthi, serendipity, harishhh: many many minny monny thyanks ris :)

    maami: blesh blesh so nice of you I say.

    rigow, anon2: rrrroma thumba valarey thanks aanu :)

    carpediem: Yeses. See, all these thingsandotherthings are very caaman in our tradeeshanal homes you fallow?. Ahem full ragam and all u want me to tell aa? yes it is (gardhaba) kambhoji :P

    Pettai maami: Yuvar office firewall must be playing killjoy ma what to do. House la try maadi :)

    anoushka: Yes yes your favouritteh "dwendy poin-duh sigx" accent this is no? :)

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  24. I absolutely love your blog! I used to read your entries often long time back but somehow lost track; I am so delighted to find you again.

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  25. dr shyamanna sounds like telgu uncle!!!! same laugh hahahaha.

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  26. And the standing ovation goes to...

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  27. To guard a title that was rich before,
    To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
    To throw a perfume on the violet,
    To smooth the ice, or add another hue
    Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
    To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish,
    To try and find a better blog than bikerdudes
    Is wasteful and ridiculous excess... - Shakespeare

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  28. HAHAHAHHA ... it had me rolling in the office aisles and people staring at me as if I'd gone mad .... but seriously it was worth it.

    Dude, awesome!!! \m/

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  29. From Basavangudi Maami:No competition with Malleshwaram, boyz. VB, MTR wins hands down. Wokaya? Bikerdude Kanna, nee yeladkyende po. Romba nanna ikarna. Voices appearing once in 4 hours innu sakkath aa ikarna :-)

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  30. Wo my gaad! Devaru oLLedu maaDli appa ninige....This waas suparr, I say!
    Jusht one suggeschan faar fyoochar poshts aaf this kind. Peryaps you can post a caanverseshan you would hear in or around the kyampas aaf a kaalej like Ramaiah or josafs by their maadran shtudents and aal. That will also make for a very funnny posht, is it naat?
    yenanthira bikerdude avare?

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  31. more more..... i demand more :)

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  32. The CTR dude wouldn't say "piDza giDza". He would say "pizza gizza", without the "d" :-)

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  33. the fashion retard manual: Heh thanks! Come, come :)

    spot naga: You are his brothera? how correctly you found out?

    Anu: Err.. yesss?

    narendrashenoy: Blesh blesh aye what i say, full shay is coming :)

    surdeep: thanks :)

    Basavanagudi maami: Aiyeee aaarNe adhe, engde CTR-e pathi thappaa vaarthe sholldradhu. Ungde VB odho parvayille, othkoren, aana namde CTR-inde homeliness and newspaper napkins ang shikardha? Ille thaane? Hoon pinne. Shene thanks ma nal-nal comment aludhnadhke :)
    (Translation: Err sorry naat happening)

    Anon: Jesht I tried maga, but full byad words are only coming and I thought it is naat appropriate for this U rated blog antha. Thats why I leftaaf. Ettagain I will try.

    Anon2: Ahem, wokay saar :)

    Anon3: Err I AM the CTR dude, dude. You're thinking of the other dude. YOu fallow? :)

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  34. Sakkath!! :D
    'Pidza-gidza' ... *bows in reverance

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  35. Duuuuuuuuuuude! you rooooooooooooock!

    You made my day!

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  36. Sheer talent, I say.
    Mark my words.. You will go places!

    -- A

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  37. And on a unrelated (not entirely disconnected though) note came across this bit of nostalgia:

    http://bangaloremirror.com/index.aspx?Page=article&sectname=Sunday%20Read%20-%20Special&sectid=81&contentid=2008121320081213191609447b56c19e0

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  38. *bows*

    Have been a regular follower of your blog. But these audio blogs at one level saar!

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  40. Beta! How you have done I say?! Ufff! Awesome, esp. sister one. opening am louuing.

    Vai lai vetalai vecchu 'tadarinana' I have Louuuu-ed means louu-ed.

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  41. Superbu....awesomeu...mindblowingu

    Yen talentu, yen kathe.....

    Wonderful! Just LOVE reading your blogs......drives my blues away.

    Carry on dude!

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  42. From Sangeeta Shastri to Dramachari to Mimicry Mohan! You are multi-faceted! Brilliant! Thatu Nurse Mercy? She is single aa? :P

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  43. enda ammmo!!! watta mellu accent i yam thinging this ees! I was jeste instantly transported to my louing Cochin. And after reading your posts, I am less homesick nou. it is beste blog!

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  44. Just awesome ! How many languages do you know ?!

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  45. I was browsing for food sights , when i came across ur blog..n got to hear the nurse n doc bit!!! suppperr awesome i say!! i've lived in cochin n bangaore for 5 yrs each..so loved it to d hilt! good stuff!!

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  46. You crazy man .. I love your brain.

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  47. Awesome! Adhbhutha!!!! loved it!
    And i became your follower instantly. I meant your blog follower :)

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  48. That was fantastic, as the risk of sounding repetitive :D

    IS that you? Did you do the voice overs? It's crazy, all Tamilian, Malayalee and Kannada accents are perfect!

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  49. The NRI thing was brilliant. For some reason your scripts remind me of T.P.Kailasam's works. Were you inspired by him by any chance? Or is it Master Hirannaiah?
    Whatever it is, its amazingly refreshing and ultra-brilliant!!
    Keep up the good work and pls keep it coming....

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  50. hakuna matata: Heh heh, thats how the kannada signs are written in the Pizza corner signboards :P

    shreekrishna: heh pleasures mine saare :)

    anon: Uyyo blesh blesh thanks i say :)


    BG, themiddler, kavita shinde, buddy, Anon2&3, Lak: Thumba Thanks ri:) :)

    Anu: Nice one, thanks!

    gugiiie: Sounds like ahem, one common thaatha known to us no? Maybe you havent heard him sing though :)

    sithapragnya: Full gada-gada I get whenever I type your name I say, this time correct no? Yes yes singill and rrready to mingill she is. Shall I tell her one ungill is interested? :)

    Naithrakutty: So nice to see you here ma :) Veree muche thaangs kaetto!

    Murali: About 6 thanks to dads transferable job. Of course thanks to Bangalore, smatterings of another 6 more I guess :P

    S: Heh yes yes it is I only. Full basket case I am. Here's the only place the voices in my head can speak freely without being medicated :P

    Lak: Uyyo TPK, Hiraniah and all! What ma, so flattered I say! Thanks!

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  51. tryin d buffer the videoz.. not evn one i got 2 hear... sob sob.. stupid net connection..

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  52. B'Dude, have been following your blog regularly for a while now. The CTR clip was sheer class. All the nuances and all I say, the inflections... the intro, outro, and the sheer venom (chlorophyll.. :) ). Wow.

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  53. Whatayawesomeness!

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  54. this is tooo good...I say..are u the one who cribs on the radio one "vote maadri" ad? I heard it yesterday and it sounded sooooooooooo much like u! going places va?

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  55. :))
    ithokke jesst too much aane!

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  57. Aioo me totally went loose aafter heering your second bideo...enna daivame ithu?? Namal Malayalees ethra baasha vidhvaan maara. So bootifuly we can switch from one language to another in just a single sentence. Valiya talent I say...lol

    Loved your blog now lurking here...

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  58. Left astounded. Mind blowing.

    Now onto And the sordid saga continues..

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  59. Thanks for those audio clips. I just chanced upon ur blog. I am a north Indian married to a kannadiga and these clips really tickle the funny bone. Must ask my hubby to hear those too :) he will love it.

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  60. ROFLMAO!!! Absolutely Fabulous!! The CTR Malleshwaram, Koramangala Hospital is such a laughter bomb!!! Thanks for the post

    Venkatesh, Tuticorin

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  61. It has been more than one whole year now since I first heard this and I have come back to hear the Brahmin cartoon again and again so many times over this year. Hilarious! Amazing.

    Are you formally trained in music, saar? You're kambhoji-with-old-voice has become one of my standard ways of practising starting small kambhojis! Bless you!

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  62. Am Bangalore-born Jayanagar-bred.
    18 months now in Nammal Errnagullam.
    Terrific I say! Appa appa yen talentu. Ivathina Bengaloorinalli elli sigaththe ee yaaccentu.. Mind if I put the link up on Facebook?
    -Pavitra

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  63. Having been born and bred in Malleswaram, I could easily identify the voices :)

    Very good. Thoroughly enjoyed

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  64. omg this is awesome...i'll also be a gone case only - spent so much time here n weird sense of falling in love with sister jolly/julie ;)gr8 work n thanks :)

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  65. I am completely in awe! Fabulous, fabulous stuff. Keep posting, please! :)

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  66. This is becoming a hard habit to break! Thanks :)

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  67. Oh Wow!!! that was an awesome post!! got redirected through another blog. giggled thoroughly. I just loved the mallu nurse and Bengaluru Dr accents. Thanks a ton!!

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  68. seeeeieieeeeeee the way u say seieieeee is just tumba unbelievable nange keladre. ...and will do one or two dance items and other things ante..killer!...katti aachar,if i may call him, from malleshwaram is epic! plus nurse joolie's chitrannna of kannada and mallu is out of this world! very very funny.. would love to hear a convo between aachar and joolie, hmm maybe both of them waiting at a bus stop??

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