Comments on Bengalooru Banter: Aargh-apella!

aargh aargh....they in chennai alsohttp://www.hind...

2008-07-07T23:52:00.000-07:00

aargh aargh....they in chennai also

http://www.hindu.com/mp/2008/07/08/stories/2008070850090400.htm

:D
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anoushka, my heart is in Bombay, yes it is. As for...

2008-07-04T02:14:00.000-07:00

anoushka, my heart is in Bombay, yes it is. As for the paaplet, I did not see Tina Munim wielding it in the seventies, but am delighted to find that life and art have been imitating each other in this way!

scribbler are you a nice bombay gal? i think it wa...

2008-07-03T02:25:00.000-07:00

scribbler are you a nice bombay gal? i think it was tina munim, in a movie from the seventies, that thwacked someone with a paaplet.....

what say we all aim to take the number of comments over 100. biker dude ki jai ho!!

1) I have seen a Koli fisherwoman thwack someone w...

2008-07-02T21:25:00.000-07:00

1) I have seen a Koli fisherwoman thwack someone with a fish (might have been paaplet, but I didn't check, and I assume the cause was a lewd remark she did not care for). It was a distinctly life-changing experience (wish you were there!). After that I never even thought to complain if a Koli fisherwoman dripped fish-water down my back in the local train. Better quiet and fishy than strident and thwacked, I say.

I wonder if the fish was later sold...

2) Are we approaching record number of comments? And all for flat NRIs? Tchah!

I like the way your evil mind works! Maybe next ti...

2008-07-02T14:06:00.000-07:00

I like the way your evil mind works! Maybe next time you can suggest that AF put up a show on stage with the characters comprising entirely of caretakers and billy goats. Wot a brilliant production that will be no?

Hahaha!Flat ABCD tamilians?? condolesences :)

2008-07-02T08:54:00.000-07:00

Hahaha!

Flat ABCD tamilians?? condolesences :)

LMAO, especially @ "..pumped his arm up and down w...

2008-07-02T08:43:00.000-07:00

LMAO, especially @ "..pumped his arm up and down with the skill of a Saidapet housewife at 4am..".

scribbuller: Arre lovely commaan I say slurpanoush...

2008-07-02T03:37:00.000-07:00

scribbuller: Arre lovely commaan I say slurp

anoushka: second only to your back and forth with the same person on authenticity of irani bakeries in mumbai :P Yes we will make fish fingers instead come aan

kavita: Err.. yes, same to you :)

anonymousesu: Aiyo blush blush- yenri ishtella hogultheera . So nice aaf you I say :) matte banni. Solpa poshting frequency down aagide ee naduve but aadrunu. Also thanks to friend :)

ussh appa. bho chennagithu. here i gather my neigh...

2008-07-02T03:22:00.000-07:00

ussh appa. bho chennagithu.
here i gather my neighbour whose in splits after i made him read this onnu and the other posts of yoursu, and a big round of chappale for you.
(nudging my neighbour)Aye clap man.
Claps...

Also sir i recommend this blog to all who need relief from there daily stress.

anonymous fans,
someone who read all ur blogs in 2 working days. no sleep at night sir after reading ur blogsu, what to do. oops u keep up the good work.

ahaha, yesh yesh forgot about the seat biting! wha...

2008-07-01T13:23:00.000-07:00

ahaha, yesh yesh forgot about the seat biting! what man you, MJ suffers from identity crisis.... sho eassht indians/chwyneeeeeese would work no? :D

@anoushka : Unhygienix!

i just loved the interchange between biker dude an...

2008-07-01T08:45:00.000-07:00

i just loved the interchange between biker dude and scribbler lady. imagery of asterix and obelix and fish smacking. anyone remember the name of the fisher-person in asterix?

ps: dont think a pomfret used for thwacking purposes will make a nice curry, goan or otherwise

Hmph (at the nouveau Bangalore-oldeau Bangalore li...

2008-07-01T05:14:00.000-07:00

Hmph (at the nouveau Bangalore-oldeau Bangalore line of thought). Your loss only it is! :P As for ujband -- poor thing, how we are throwing his name around! I will tell him to choose good pomfret, them we shall make frundship over it, you, him, me, and Mr Allan Francis.

ahumanbean: aan coming comingscribblers inc: Tan...

2008-07-01T05:08:00.000-07:00

ahumanbean: aan coming coming

scribblers inc: Tanks men. y'all are different person from this scribbler aunty aa?

scribbler: Aiyo lady, Im saying soulmate from frunds fersfective I say. Though the "me 'ujjband, me 'ujjband" line completes the goan aunty picture. Kindly ask ujband to choose good quality pampleet for thwacking purposes. Fish curry afterds mus' be nice-nice, neh? Haan and sorry boss, but Rangashankara (and all this love hate divide nonsense) is for all you nouveau Bangaloreans. All us oldie goldies still go to Allan Francis (Alliance Francaise) cafe only. So kindly release eyebrows from top of forehead and eat poie. ok? oaaaakay.

Eh, bikerdude, whaddya saying men! If my husband h...

2008-07-01T04:36:00.000-07:00

Eh, bikerdude, whaddya saying men! If my husband hears you are saying about soulmate situation and all, he will take this-this big pomflit and give you one tight one! I am a nice girl, you shameless fellow! Also, you assume too much--I am six months old in Bangalore and have sharply divided feelings about it. :D Love (sometimes), hate (sometimes).

I would raise my eyebrows at someone writing a blog about Bangalore who had not been to Ranga Shankara even once, not even to Anju's cafe!

one word:Brilliant!!!!Scribblers Inc.

2008-07-01T02:22:00.000-07:00

one word:Brilliant!!!!

Scribblers Inc.

Buttermilk, buttermilk, vannting buttermilkNext po...

2008-07-01T02:21:00.000-07:00

Buttermilk, buttermilk, vannting buttermilk

Next post me vanting. Phast phast you please be putting next post wokay?

More, more, vanting more

kavita: No mouth was full unfortunately (with piec...

2008-06-30T23:40:00.000-07:00

kavita: No mouth was full unfortunately (with pieces of sponge from seat in front) :P

themartianscientist: Yellam inspired from namma family dot com :P

nerfherder: Aiyo papavey. What punya you did in previous janma to deserve this I say.

vasukilm: haan same to same. please contact nerfherder above and exchange notes (cc to me muhuhuhahahah) :) Illa pa I left off after billy goat number.

pettai maami: Aye what sappathi gippathi and all I say. Fashion Fatima :) Nee thaan andha jhili mili kurta ellaam design panniya? Heh heh :)

spot naga : heh heh abt caps. Too funny.

kavita: heh yes now that I think about it he does look like whoopie minus the dreadlocks, though the original, no thanks to my cartooning skills looked a bit different. Desi MJ is supposed to be chwyneeeeeese deep voiced person. Pls note slipped pajama over leg lending yodaesque quality to personality :)

anonymous: Aha thanks ma/pa. Yella anonymousesgalunu nin thara oll-olle commentsesgalu bidbarda?

somebody yells: rangashankara is the new globe the...

2008-06-30T23:24:00.000-07:00

somebody yells: rangashankara is the new globe theatre ma. Just please invent one number teleporter quickly quickly to get me across seven seas there. Some carnatic appa ayyo type I will sing off now and then besides some guitar pitar and bass singing in choir and all.

ahumanbean: heheh adwrrrtssment :) gaaaaaaaahaha

scribbler: Oh you also aa? Ok ma onaaf this day I will come off to R'shankara and sit for 77 hours and go. Gehehehehehe about chwynese lozic. Excuse but goan girl that loves benglur, is fullto logical and says chwyneeeeese = Im thinking little bit soulmate situation is happening here. Wha'say men?

desigirl: Or if alliance caretaker went and did full lathi charge on stage. Gaaahaha. First there will be brain dead NRI conversation "Hi how're you doin'? Awwww so you're the caretaker? So do you take care of the Alliance every day? Awwww okay. So do you take care of the mikes tooo.. hey whats going on? Aieeeee "thwack thwack " "Aiyyo aiyo kaapaadiiiii" gaaaaaaahaha.

perplexed: Illa ma sadya (no mother thank god). Otherwise full chappal fly disshoom only. No not really but maybe Id have pretended to enjoy it and made pseud comments to the other attendees about how luvvlee it was :P

rofl;)nice read putta.

2008-06-30T22:53:00.000-07:00

rofl;)
nice read putta.

awww i missed checking out the guys too (like pett...

2008-06-30T19:29:00.000-07:00

awww i missed checking out the guys too (like pettai maami). the lead resembles a bitu like Whoopie Goldberg no? and that stud (second from right),a desi MJ? :D

BOSS DONT MINCE WORDS. INFACT YOU SHOULD STOP BEIN...

2008-06-30T13:36:00.000-07:00

BOSS DONT MINCE WORDS. INFACT YOU SHOULD STOP BEING A NICE BOY. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK KEY BEING ON. I KNOW I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS TYPING IN CAPS. JUST A LITTLE LAZY TO TURN IT OFF NOW.

aah...how did i miss it..the bikertoonu's hairstyl...

2008-06-30T05:40:00.000-07:00

aah...how did i miss it..the bikertoonu's hairstyles look like chappati maavu moulds.. :D ...couldnt resist commenting!!

Ooh damn , these were the same guys at opus , dres...

2008-06-29T22:57:00.000-07:00

Ooh damn , these were the same guys at opus , dressed in red kurtas?

We left opus after cocktails and starters... and later had egg fried rice in a stall by the road.

Those guys were worse than Bangalore traffic wen magical pass was being constructed.....

You sat thru the entire thing? lol...

Aye macha imagine my fate da. I saw them at Allian...

2008-06-27T23:49:00.000-07:00

Aye macha imagine my fate da. I saw them at Alliance and then at Opus. Tragedy it was.

And they did pretty much the same set, including the introductory speeches. Ditto.

Except at Opus they were flatter.

I am LOVING all their hair styles:)

2008-06-27T23:07:00.000-07:00

I am LOVING all their hair styles:)